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Catpick

Unsolicited since forever
A phone taking a photo of a cat He never asks first. He just lifts the phone. Fourteen of these went out before lunch.
Group chat4 people, none of whom asked
so what did you get up to last night10:58
nothing much11:02
A cat sitting on somebody's legs
mate11:04
what11:04
Another cat sitting on somebody's legs
there's more11:05
CA: soon ↑
01 No warning is given

I am asleep, then there is a light in my face, then it is on four phones. This is the entire process.

02 Nobody requested it

Not one person in that chat has ever typed the words send a photo of your cat. It has not slowed anything down.

03 There is always another

He takes eleven, sends four, keeps the rest for a day when the conversation goes quiet. It always goes quiet.

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